Beta ya Beti?

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola...

Pappu: Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?

Pappu: Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai.

Teacher Hairani Se: Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?

Pappu: Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai.

Zip ka funda

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
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Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?

Sex ka maza kis din aaya?

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.

Santa: Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?

Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The.

Bhai jara aaram se

Shadi Ke Agle Din Muslim Ladke Se Uske Dosto Ne Pucha...

Dost: Kaisa Raha?

Ladka Rote Hue: Yaaro, Kabhi Apne Relatives Mein Shadi Mat Karna, Zara Sa Zor Lagaya To Boli Aamir Bhai Aaram Se.

RETURNED UNOPENED

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read:

"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN."

The engraver shortened it to:  "RETURNED UNOPENED"

It's so painful

Woman complaining to dentist: It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.

Dentist: Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.

Good Ambition

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.