Zip ka funda

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
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Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?

Khada kar dungi

4th Class Ke Bachche Ko Ek Teacher Pada Rahi Thi, Par Bache Kafi Shor Macha Rahe Thhe. Tang Aakar Teacher Bachcho Se Boli...

Teacher: "Shor Mat Karo Warna Khada Kar Dungi."

Sab Bachche: Miss Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera…

Sardar's Underwear

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbor's panty & put a note on it:

Bhabhi !! Please remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty.

Le lo, bhai muh me le lo...

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Woh Mota Sa, Jiske Aas-Paas Baal Hote Hai

Naram-Naram Sa Hota Hai

Aur Uper Ek Cover Bhi Hota Hai

Nahi..?

Jooth Kyu Bolte Ho Yaar?

Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?

Salwar ke neeche kya hai?

Ladkiyan salwar ke niche kya pahanti hai ?
Ladkiyan salwar ke niche kya pahanti hai ?
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Socho.. socho……

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Itna bhi galat mat socho.. Salwar ke niche sandle pahanti hai..
Maine salwar ke niche ka puchha hai, salwar ke andar ka nahi… Dirty Mind…!