Elephant raped me

Man goes to doctors...

Man: I've been raped by an elephant.

Doctor looks & says: Funny, ur ass is 10 inch wide but an elephant’s cock is only 3' wide.

Man replies: Yes, but  the bastard fingered me first.

Jor ka Jhataka

Once A Mouse Was Fucking An Elephant In A Coconut Farm.

One Coconut Falls On Elephant's Head.

Elephant: Ouch!

Mouse: Ouch Vouch Kuch Nahi Gandu, Apna Shot To Aisa Hi Hota Hai.

Gadha aur Sherani

Gadha Sherni se: Darling, I Love You.
Sherni: Chal bhosadi ke apni shakal dekhi hai?
Gadha: shakal ko maar goli, neeche dekh neeche.
Sherni: Oh my God...
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I Love You too.