Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read:
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN."
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED"
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN."
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED"
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