Sex ka maza kis din aaya?

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.

Santa: Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?

Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The.

Bhai jara aaram se

Shadi Ke Agle Din Muslim Ladke Se Uske Dosto Ne Pucha...

Dost: Kaisa Raha?

Ladka Rote Hue: Yaaro, Kabhi Apne Relatives Mein Shadi Mat Karna, Zara Sa Zor Lagaya To Boli Aamir Bhai Aaram Se.

Koi takleef to nahi hui hui na?

Suhagrat Pe Patni Ke Sath Bade Aram Aram Se Sex Kiya Taki Use Koi Takleef Na Ho

Agle Din Usne Apni Biwi Se Puchha.

Pati: Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui.

Patni: Nahi, Bohat Maza Aaya, Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Main School Mein Thi.

Eiffel Tower aur Khada Lund

Ek Old Couple Paris Mein Ghumne Ke Liye Gaye.

Waha Bada Hi Romantic Mahol Tha, Jise Dekh Ke Budhe Ko Feelings Aa Rahi Thi.

Achanak Se Biwi Boli: Pehle Eiffel Tower Chale Ya Hotel Ke Room?

Husband: Hotel Ke Room Mein Chalte Hai, Eiffel Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega.

School Chalein Hum

Wife husband ka Lund pakad k boli: Mere Laal, mere shona uth ja na!.

Husband: Is ko choot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.

Honey, the prisoner escaped again

The bride tells her husband "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison".

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Simply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!"

I thought It was MONEY

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired...

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years,  I thought It was MONEY