Sex ka maza kis din aaya?

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.

Santa: Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?

Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The.

Sardar's Underwear

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbor's panty & put a note on it:

Bhabhi !! Please remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty.

Sex ke pahale...Sex ke baad

Pappu se uski Girlfriend ne masti ke mood mein puchha.
GF: Sex ke pehle chut kaisi dikhti hai?
Pappu: Jaise gulaab
GF: Aur sex ke baad?
Pappu: Sardar ji ke muh ki tarha, jisne thodi der pehle LASSI pi ho.