Beta ya Beti?

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola...

Pappu: Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?

Pappu: Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai.

Teacher Hairani Se: Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?

Pappu: Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai.

Good Ambition

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Khada kar dungi

4th Class Ke Bachche Ko Ek Teacher Pada Rahi Thi, Par Bache Kafi Shor Macha Rahe Thhe. Tang Aakar Teacher Bachcho Se Boli...

Teacher: "Shor Mat Karo Warna Khada Kar Dungi."

Sab Bachche: Miss Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera…