Swim Suit

Q: Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
A: To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

Khada kar dungi

4th Class Ke Bachche Ko Ek Teacher Pada Rahi Thi, Par Bache Kafi Shor Macha Rahe Thhe. Tang Aakar Teacher Bachcho Se Boli...

Teacher: "Shor Mat Karo Warna Khada Kar Dungi."

Sab Bachche: Miss Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera…

Elephant raped me

Man goes to doctors...

Man: I've been raped by an elephant.

Doctor looks & says: Funny, ur ass is 10 inch wide but an elephant’s cock is only 3' wide.

Man replies: Yes, but  the bastard fingered me first.

Koi takleef to nahi hui hui na?

Suhagrat Pe Patni Ke Sath Bade Aram Aram Se Sex Kiya Taki Use Koi Takleef Na Ho

Agle Din Usne Apni Biwi Se Puchha.

Pati: Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui.

Patni: Nahi, Bohat Maza Aaya, Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Main School Mein Thi.

Eiffel Tower aur Khada Lund

Ek Old Couple Paris Mein Ghumne Ke Liye Gaye.

Waha Bada Hi Romantic Mahol Tha, Jise Dekh Ke Budhe Ko Feelings Aa Rahi Thi.

Achanak Se Biwi Boli: Pehle Eiffel Tower Chale Ya Hotel Ke Room?

Husband: Hotel Ke Room Mein Chalte Hai, Eiffel Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega.

Sardar's Underwear

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbor's panty & put a note on it:

Bhabhi !! Please remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty.

School Chalein Hum

Wife husband ka Lund pakad k boli: Mere Laal, mere shona uth ja na!.

Husband: Is ko choot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.