Questions and Answers

Q: What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: A genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.

Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: So he could run his fingers through his hair.

Q: Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A: A microwave doesn’t scream when you put a piece of meat in it.

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.

Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Q: Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.

Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.